No.51 Jack:
Well, the Arsenal team
definitely did not know who I am.
I arrived for the Christmas party.
I went into the venue.
The organizer took me downstairs to a bowling alley,
and I was like, "Oh, so Where's the stage
that I'm performing on?"
She went, "Oh, it's not so much a 'A'.
It's They're here to bowl.
We just thought we could give you a microphone,
and you could crack some jokes whilst they're bowling."
I was like, "That is definitely not a thing."

Jimmy:
This hurts me This hurts me just hearing this.

Jack:
I know. You As someone that's done comedy,
you can understand how horrific this was.
I stood there with a microphone at the side of a bowling lane
as all of my heroes bowled,
and I was, like, heckling them from the side.
None of them knew I was a comedian
or that I'd been booked to do standup,
so they thought I was an employee of the venue.
They were looking over at me going,
"This bowling alley guy is a little overfamiliar."
Laughing ] And then Then after that
It got worse, 'cause after the bowling,
they went through to the next room,
where they had a karaoke machine set up,
'cause that was the next part of the evening's festivities.
Because I'd been on the microphone,
they assumed I was 'B' by the venue,
so the club captain, Mikel Arteta, one of my heroes,
comes up to me. He's like,
"Oh, here's a list of all the songs that we want played."
I was like, "Oh, no, no, I'm the comedian."
He was like, "Mate, can you just put on 'Despacito'?"
So then I became the karaoke deejay
for the rest of the night. One of the players came over
and complained to me that the pizza bites were cold.
I was like, "I don't work here!
I am a professional comedian!
I've played Wembley!" Oh, my gosh.
I was getting their coats by the end of the night.
It was horrific, Jimmy.

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