No.86 Do you remember the first bit that you ever did in your life?

Paula:
Yes, one of the first bits I ever did
was in front of 'A'.
I had a beagle puppy, and I used to do an infomercial
for Beaglematic, and it was kind of a Dan Aykroyd
sort of like Bassomatic, but it was a Beaglematic,
where I would put food on the floor,
and then I would vacuum.
My beagle is way too fat now for me to do it.
I can't hold him up.
It's a different beagle, another generation.
So I'm gonna show you it with my poodle mix.
And I hope he -- I hope he is consensual
in what I'm about to do.
-Yeah, I'm sure he is.

Jimmy:
All right. So, this is the Beaglematic.

Paula:
-Are you ever on the way to feed your children 'B'
and you accidentally trip because you're still
riding the Ambien you took last night
'cause your kids were brats?
Well, you can use a Poodlematic.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
I spilled -- I spilled some 'B'.
- Laughing ]
-I'm gonna use this Poodlematic.
It's got three speeds.
It's got, uh...

Jimmy:
- Laughing ] Oh, my God. That's --
Oh, my goodness. Wow.
That is a good bit. Come on.
Come on. The Poodlematic.

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