No.91 Oh, come on, you look great!
Thank you so much for coming on the show.

Tiffany:
What -- I love the hair, or the non-hair. What --
-The non-hair. It's growing out just a little bit right now.
Thank you. I'm loving it, too.
My man cut it for me last week.
I am, like, cutting it every two weeks.

Jimmy:
Is this something you always wanted to do?

Tiffany:
Well, yeah, I always wanted to do it.
For years I've been talking about cutting my hair.
And you know, this whole quarantine
and everything made me think, like, "Well, why not now?"
I'm not going to be on any red carpets.
And if I have to be on something,
they always put me in 'A' anyways.
And the 'A' sit better.
And so I was just like, yeah, let's just go for it.
And I did it online so everybody could see,
because I wanted to know what I look like from my head to toe.
Like, who am I from head to toe?
You know, every religion talks about knowing thy self.
And I know where all my 'B' are
except for the ones that were on my head.
And now I know I got two 'B' on my head.
It's a little wrinkly in the back.
You know, and --
When it's all the way gone... -You know you.
-...it's very smooth.
My head kind of feels like a penis.
And that's kinda nice. -Wow.
-It's kinda nice. -Okay, I'll take it.

I love that.

That might have been too far,
but I'm just sharing the knowledge.
I'm learning new things about myself every day
now that I'm bald-headed, you know, like --

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